A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

Life without love is like a tree without blossom and fruit. read more

• Thought Life Without Love Like Tree Blossom Fruit

Run like you stole something. read more

• Thought Run Like Stole Something

If I had my life to live over again... I would find you sooner so that I could love you longer. Happy Anniversary to us! read more

• Thought Had Life Live Over Again Find Sooner Love Longer Happy Anniversary Us

Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly and get on with improving your other innovations. read more

• Thought Sometimes Innovate Mistakes Best Admit Them Quickly Get Improving Innovations

To thine own self be true. read more

• Thought Thine Own Self True

There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends. read more

• Two See Man People More Nothing Friends Enemies Keep Eye Their House Wife Nobler Admirable Delighting

Men grow tired of sleep, love, singing and dancing sooner than of war. read more

• Love Men Grow Sooner Sleep War Tired Dancing Singing

I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another. read more

• Man Another Thing for Heart Speaks Hides Detest Depths

The melancholy joys of evils pass'd, For he who much has suffer'd, much will know. read more

• for Much Suffer Joys Pass Melancholy Evils

For a friend with an understanding heart is worth no less than a brother. read more

• Inspirational Motivational Friend for Heart Worth Brother Understanding