And what he greatly thought, he nobly dared.

We manage to swallow flesh, only because we do not think of the cruel and sinful thing we do. read more

• Thought Manage Swallow Flesh Do Think Cruel Sinful Thing

Karma is when you throw a banana in Mario Kart and you end up slipping on it. read more

• Thought Karma Throw Banana Mario Kart End Up Slipping

Good government is no substitute for self-government. read more

• Thought Good Government Substitute for Self

Death is the destination we all share, no one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be because death is very likely the single best invention of life. read more

• Thought Death Destination Share Escaped Very Likely Single Best Invention Life

When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. read more

• Thought Get End Rope Tie Knot Hang

Everything is more beautiful because we’re doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again. read more

• Inspirational Motivational Everything Again More Beautiful Doomed

Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one thing in his heart and speaks another. read more

• Man Another Thing Heart Speaks Hides Gates

Goddess-nurse of the young, give ear to my prayer, and grant that this woman may reject the love-embraces of youth and dote on grey-haired old men whose powers are dulled, but whose hearts still desire. read more

• Inspirational Motivational Love Old Woman Men Give Still Hearts Desire Youth Young Grant Ear Nurse Prayer Reject Powers Grey Dulled Embraces

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You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button. read more

• Inspirational Motivational Like Right Read Women Lot Press Boys Manual Button Nuclear

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Better to live or die, once and for all, than die by inches. read more

• Live Better Once Die for by Inches