By the eighties, a lot of radio stations had started playing sixties music. They called it Classic Rock, because they knew we"d be upset if they came right out and called it what it is, namely middle-aged-person nostalgia music.

Pride is as loud a beggar as want and a great deal more saucy. read more

• Thought Pride Loud Beggar Want Great Deal More Saucy

Carpe diem! Rejoice while you are alive; enjoy the day; live life to the fullest; make the most of what you have. It is later than you think. read more

• Thought Carpe Diem Rejoice While Alive Enjoy Day Live Life Fullest Most What Later Think

God not only sees where you are, He sees where you can be. read more

• Thought God Sees

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A man"s ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties and needs; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death. read more

• Thought Man Ethical Behavior Based Effectually Sympathy Education Social Ties Needs Religious Basis Necessary Indeed Poor Way Had Restrained by Fear Punishment Hope Reward After Death

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Divorce is a fire exit. When a house is burning, it doesn"t matter who set the fire. If there is no fire exit, everyone in the house will be burned! read more

• Thought Divorce Fire Exit House Burning Doesn Matter Set Everyone Burned

For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball. read more

• Thought for Worst Part Playing Golf by Far Been Hitting Ball

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. read more

• Thought Therapist Told Way Achieve True Inner Peace Finish What Start Far Finished Two Bags Chocolate Cake Feel Better

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. read more

• Thought Eating Rice Cakes Like Chewing Foam Coffee Cup Filling

The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby's grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida. read more

• Thought Best Baby Sitters Course Grandparents Feel Completely Comfortable Entrusting Them for Long Periods Which Most Flee Florida

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant"s life, she will choose to save the infant"s life without even considering if there are men on base. read more

• Thought Woman Choose Between Catching Fly Ball Saving Infant Life Save Without Even Considering Men Base