Each morning sees some task begin, Each evening sees it close; Something attempted, something done, Has earned a night"s repose. read more
- Henry Wadsworth LongfellowWhipping and abuse are like laudanum; you have to double the dose as the sensibilities decline. read more
- Harriet Beecher StoweYour opinion is not my reality. read more
- Steve MaraboliThere are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. read more
- Robert Louis StevensonNet the large fish and you are sure to have the small fry. read more
- George EliotAnother well-known Paris landmark is the Arc de Triomphe, a moving monument to the many brave women and men who have died trying to visit it. read more
- Dave BarryOnce again we find ourselves enmeshed in the holiday season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. read more
- Dave BarryKarate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can using only their hands and feet make some of the worst movies in the history of the world. read more
- Dave BarryMy therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. read more
- Dave BarryPeople who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. read more
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