Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.

I know God would never give me something that I could not handle. I just wish he didn"t trust me so much. read more

• Thought God Give Something Handle Wish Trust Much

The purpose of government is to enable the people of a nation to live in safety and happiness. Government exists for the interests of the governed, not for the governors. read more

• Thought Purpose Government Enable People Nation Live Safety Happiness Exists for Interests Governed Governors

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Always do right -- this will gratify some and astonish the rest. read more

• Thought Do Right Gratify Some Astonish Rest

Regrets are the tears of choicesnot made and of good deeds left undone. read more

• Thought Regrets Tears Choicesnot Made Good Deeds Left Undone

I long, as does every human being, to be at home wherever I find myself. read more

• Thought Long Does Every Human Home Wherever Find Myself

You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you"re RIGHT! I NEVER would"ve thought of that!" read more

• Thought Say Any Fool Thing Dog Give Look Says God Right Thought

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. read more

• Thought Auto Racing Boring Except Car Least Miles Per Hour Upside Down

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who genuinely have a medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. read more

• Thought Inhumane Opinion Force People Genuinely Medical Need for Coffee Wait Line Behind Apparently View Some Kind Recreational Activity

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. read more

• Thought Therapist Told Way Achieve True Inner Peace Finish What Start Far Finished Two Bags Chocolate Cake Feel Better

My wife, like many women, actually LIKES wrapping things. If she gives you a gift that requires batteries, she wraps the batteries separately, which to me is very close to being a symptom of mental illness. read more

• Thought Wife Like Many Women Actually Likes Wrapping Things Gives Gift Requires Batteries Wraps Separately Which Very Close Symptom Mental Illness