Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself is used to cut diamonds.

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million read more

• Thought Money Doesn Happy Million Had

As equality increases, so does the number of people struggling for predominance. read more

• Thought Equality Increases Does Number People Struggling for Predominance

There are some things that you"ll never get over, but if you use all of your strength there"s nothing that you can"t get through. read more

• Thought Some Things Get Over Use Strength Nothing

Keep it simple, don"t over do your self. Because simple is classy, and overdoing it looks trashy. read more

• Thought Keep Simple Over Do Self Classy Overdoing Looks Trashy

The first prerequisite of an advanced being is a sense of humor. read more

• Thought First Prerequisite Advanced Sense Humor

You can love someone so much...But you can never love people as much as you can miss them read more

• Thought Love Someone Much People Miss Them

You don"t get to choose if you get hurt in this world. But you do have some say in who hurts you. read more

• Thought Get Choose Hurt World Do Some Say Hurts

High school is neither a democracy nor a dictatorship - nor, contrary to popular belief, an anarchic state. High school is a divine-right monarchy. And when the queen goes on vacation, things change. read more

• Thought High School Neither Democracy Nor Dictatorship Contrary Popular Belief Anarchic State Divine Right Monarchy Queen Goes Vacation Things Change

This is why we call people exes, I guess because the paths that cross in the middle end up separating at the end. It"s too easy to see an X as a cross-out. It"s not, because there"s no way to cross out something like that. The X is a diagram of two paths. read more

• Thought Call People Exes Guess Paths Cross Middle End Up Separating Too Easy See Way Something Like Diagram Two

Books are the ultimate Dumpees: put them down and they’ll wait for you forever, pay attention to them and they always love you back. read more

• Thought Books Ultimate Dumpees Put Them Down They Wait for Forever Pay Attention Love