There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins. read more
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- AnonymousGiven the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar. read more
- Groucho MarxEach morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn"t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I"m going to be happy in it. Have a Great Monday! read more
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- Groucho MarxAge is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. read more
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