He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don"t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.

The loveliest fleet of islands that lies anchored in any ocean. read more

• Thought Loveliest Fleet Islands Lies Anchored Any Ocean

Thoughts about the meaningless of life is the only form of leisure available to a person. read more

• Thought Thoughts About Meaningless Life Form Leisure Available Person

Injustice in the end produces independence. read more

• Thought Injustice End Produces Independence

My depression is the most faithful mistress I have known -- no wonder, then, that I return the love. read more

• Thought Depression Most Faithful Mistress Known Wonder Return Love

Law is order, and good law is good order. read more

• Thought Law Good

Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn"t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I"m going to be happy in it. read more

• Thought Morning Open Eyes Say Myself Events Power Happy Unhappy Today Choose Which Yesterday Dead Tomorrow Hasn Arrived Yet Day

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. read more

• Thought Age Particularly Interesting Subject Anyone Get Old Do Live Long Enough

You're a great brother. You give us a heart attack worrying about your heart attack, which you didn't even have the decency to have. read more

• Thought Great Brother Give Us Heart Attack Worrying About Which Even Decency

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early. read more

• Thought Man Goes Before Time Unless Boss Leaves Early

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun read more

• Thought Jail Good Friend Trying Bail Best Cell Next Saying Damn Fun