I bought two items to get a third free, and then I returned the two. I should be Shopper of the Year.

It is not enough to conquer, one must also know how to seduce. read more

• Thought Enough Conquer Also How Seduce

The Earth has a skin and that skin has diseases, one of its diseases is called man. read more

• Thought Earth Skin Diseases Its Called Man

Always telling the truth is no doubt better than always lying, although equally pathological. read more

• Thought Telling Truth Doubt Better Lying Although Equally Pathological

We would rather starve than sell our national honour. read more

• Thought Rather Starve Sell Our National Honour

May you find the courage to be grateful for every circumstance. read more

• Thought Find Courage Grateful for Every Circumstance

Doors open up for you when you work hard. Doors also open up for you when you walk with a limp and act gimpy. read more

• Thought Doors Open Up for Work Hard Also Walk Limp Act Gimpy

I have a tongue like a rose petal, and when I say I love you, it has the fragrance of truth. My words are my garden, and I'm planting our future read more

• Thought Tongue Like Rose Petal Say Love Fragrance Truth Words Garden Planting Our Future

I poured a compass into my coffee, to give the flavor some direction. read more

• Thought Poured Compass Coffee Give Flavor Some Direction

My left hand is my bad hand. I spank it with my right hand. You might call it clapping, but I call it discipline. read more

• Thought Left Hand Bad Spank Right Might Call Clapping Discipline

Obesity isn"t as cool as it used to be, back in the earlier centuries. Before it was a reflection on your gross income, and now it"s just gross. read more

• Thought Obesity Cool Used Earlier Centuries Before Reflection Gross Income