I don"t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Let"s get away from all the clever humans who put words in our mouth let"s only say what our hearts desire. read more

• Thought Let Get Away from Clever Humans Put Words Our Mouth Say What Hearts Desire

A White Tiger keeps no friends. It's too dangerous read more

• Thought White Tiger Keeps Friends Too Dangerous

Love is a grave mental disease. read more

• Thought Love Grave Mental Disease

A cigar is a sort of thing, not exactly a pleasure, but the crown and outward sign of pleasure. read more

• Thought Cigar Sort Thing Exactly Pleasure Crown Outward Sign

If one tells the truth, one is sure sooner or later to be found out read more

• Thought Tells Truth Sure Sooner Later Found

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. read more

• Thought Tell Truth Remember Anything

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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. read more

• Thought Two Most Important Days Life Day Born Find

Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today. read more

• Thought Apparently Nothing Cannot Happen Today

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. read more

• Knowledge Motivational Experience Need Life Ignorance Confidence Success Sure

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One ought always to lie, when one can do good by it. read more

• Thought Ought Lie Do Good by