I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.

Thus the skilful general conducts his army just as though he were leading a single man, willy-nilly, by the hand. read more

• Thought Thus Skilful General Conducts Army Though Leading Single Man Willy Nilly by Hand

If you do tomorrow what you did today, you will get tomorrow what you got today. read more

• Thought Do Tomorrow What Did Today Get Got

Best friends are the ones who wipe the tears and hold your hand while everyone else just stands around asking what happened. read more

• Thought Best Friends Ones Wipe Tears Hold Hand While Everyone Stands Around Asking What Happened

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand read more

• Thought Those Believe Telekinetics Raise Hand

Perpetual devotion to what a man calls his business, is only to be sustained by perpetual neglect of many other things. read more

• Business Perpetual Devotion What Man Calls Business Sustained by Neglect Many Things

Brothers don't necessarily have to say anything to each other - they can sit in a room and be together and just be completely comfortable with each other. read more

• Say Room Anything They Together Necessarily Comfortable Sit Completely Brothers

I'm not the kind of person who tries to be cool or trendy, I'm definitely an individual. read more

• Believe-in-yourself Person Kind Individual Attitude Definitely Tries Cool

Don't think for a moment that I'm really like any of the characters I've played. I'm not. That's why it's called 'acting'. read more

• Like Moment for Think Any Really Acting Called Played Characters

I get a friend to travel with me. I need somebody to bring me back to who I am. It's hard to be alone. read more

• Hard Friend Need Get Alone Somebody Travel Bring

Everywhere I go, somebody is staring at me, I don't know if people are staring because they recognize me or because they think I'm a weirdo. read more

• People They Think Go Everywhere Staring Somebody Recognize