I like to serve chocolate cake, because it doesn"t show the dirt.

I believe there are too many practitioners in the church who are not believers. read more

• Thought Believe Too Many Practitioners Church Believers

Gratitude is an opener of locked-up blessings. read more

• Thought Gratitude Opener Locked Up Blessings

For my heart was softened by my return, and such a change had come to pass, that I felt like on who was toiling home barefoot from distant travel, and whose wanderings had lasted many years. read more

• Thought for Heart Softened by Return Such Change Had Come Pass Felt Like Toiling Home Barefoot from Distant Travel Wanderings Lasted Many Years

Time travel, by its very nature, was invented in all periods of history simultaneously. read more

• Thought Time Travel by Its Very Nature Invented Periods History Simultaneously

Giving up doesn"t always mean you are weak. Sometimes it just means you"re strong enough to let go. read more

• Thought Giving Up Doesn Mean Weak Sometimes Means Strong Enough Let Go

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. read more

• Thought Cooking Bad Kids Thought Thanksgiving Commemorate Pearl Harbor

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. read more

• Thought Nice Children They Ones Choose Rest Home

We spend the first 12 months of our children"s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next 12 months teaching them to sit down and shut up. read more

• Thought Spend First Months Our Children Lives Teaching Them Walk Talk Next Sit Down Shut Up

We spend the first twelve months of our children"s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. read more

• Thought Spend First Twelve Months Our Children Lives Teaching Them Walk Talk Next Telling Sit Down Shut Up

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. read more

• Thought Them Same Reason Women Play Wear Funny Public Football Outfit