I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.

The formative period for building character for eternity is in the nursery. The mother is queen of that realm and sways a scepter more potent than that of kings or priests. read more

• Thought Formative Period for Building Character Eternity Nursery Mother Queen Realm Sways Scepter More Potent Kings Priests

Before giving, the mind of the giver is happy; while giving, the mind of the giver is made peaceful; and having given, the mind of the giver is uplifted. read more

• Thought Before Giving Mind Giver Happy While Made Peaceful Having Given Uplifted

It is one of the severest tests of friendship to tell your friend his faults. So to love a man that you cannot bear to see a stain upon him, and to speak painful truth through loving words, that is friendship. read more

• Thought Severest Tests Friendship Tell Friend Faults Love Man Cannot Bear See Stain Upon Speak Painful Truth Loving Words

The age of discretion is the age of impotence. read more

• Thought Age Discretion Impotence

The wind is like the golden breath of the world; when it blows, we feel that the world is alive and so are we! read more

• Thought Wind Like Golden Breath World Blows Feel Alive

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? read more

• Thought Marriage Wonderful Institution Wants Live

I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book. read more

• Thought Find Television Very Educational Every Time Someone Turns Go Room Read Book

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. read more

• Thought Married by Judge Asked for Jury

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. read more

• Thought Money Frees from Doing Things Dislike Since Nearly Everything Handy

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies. read more

• Thought Politics Art Looking for Trouble Finding Everywhere Diagnosing Incorrectly Applying Wrong Remedies