I want to go to sleep in my time machine and wake up eight hours in the future.

Them meaning of good and bad, of better and worse, is simply helping or hurting. read more

• Thought Them Meaning Good Bad Better Worse Simply Helping Hurting

When I despair, I remember that all through history the way of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time, they can seem invincible, but in the end, they always fall. Think of it--always. read more

• Thought Despair Remember History Way Truth Love Won Been Tyrants Murderers for Time They Seem Invincible End Fall Think

Conceit is the most contemptible and one of the most odious qualities in the world. It is vanity driven from all other shifts, and forced to appeal to itself for admiration. read more

• Thought Conceit Most Contemptible Odious Qualities World Vanity Driven from Shifts Forced Appeal Itself for Admiration

Everything is in a state of metamorphosis. Thou thyself art in everlasting change and in corruption to correspond; so is the whole universe. read more

• Thought Everything State Metamorphosis Thou Thyself Art Everlasting Change Corruption Correspond Whole Universe

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. read more

• Thought Humor Professedly Teach Preach Do Both Live Forever

When congratulations are in order, I like to wait until they're out of order to offer a high five or enthusiastic pat on the back. read more

• Thought Congratulations Like Wait They Offer High Five Enthusiastic Pat

Teamwork: I love the idea of all for one?especially if that one is me. read more

• Thought Teamwork Love Idea for Especially

The year you were born marks only your entry into the world. Other years where you prove your worth, they are the ones worth celebrating. read more

• Thought Year Born Marks Entry World Years Prove Worth They Ones Celebrating

My two favorite colors of the rainbow are gold and leprechaun. read more

• Thought Two Favorite Colors Rainbow Gold Leprechaun

Courage is a vitamin best swallowed with whiskey. read more

• Thought Courage Vitamin Best Swallowed Whiskey