If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

Love is a gift worth giving, sometimes you just give more than you revive. read more

• Thought Love Gift Worth Giving Sometimes Give More Revive

Avoid dishonest gain: no price can recompence the pangs of vice. read more

• Thought Avoid Dishonest Gain Price Recompence Pangs Vice

Every struggle in your life has shaped you into the person you are today. Be thankful for the hard times, they can only make you stronger. read more

• Thought Every Struggle Life Shaped Person Today Thankful for Hard Times They Stronger

When you get into a tight place and everything goes against you, till it seems you could not hang on a minute longer, never give up then, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn. read more

• Thought Get Tight Place Everything Goes Against Till Seems Hang Minute Longer Give Up for Time Tide Turn

You are never too old to set a new goal or dream a new dream. read more

• Thought Too Old Set New Goal Dream

Time travel, by its very nature, was invented in all periods of history simultaneously. read more

• Thought Time Travel by Its Very Nature Invented Periods History Simultaneously

Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own set of laws. read more

• Thought Nothing Travels Faster Speed Light Possible Exception Bad News Which Obeys Its Own Set Laws

The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. read more

• Thought Story Far Beginning Universe Created Made Lot People Very Angry Been Widely Regarded Bad Move

If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands. read more

• Thought Looks Like Duck Quacks Least Consider Possibility Small Aquatic Bird Family Anatidae Our Hands

I seldom end up where I wanted to go, but almost always end up where I need to be. read more

• Thought Seldom End Up Wanted Go Almost Need