It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.

If we admit that human life can be ruled by reason then all possibility of life is destroyed read more

• Inspirational Knowledge Motivational Admit Human Life Ruled by Reason Possibility Destroyed

You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button. read more

• Inspirational Motivational Like Right Read Women Lot Press Boys Manual Button Nuclear

Success is never owned it is only rented and the rent is due every day. read more

• Inspirational Motivational Experience Success Owned Rented Rent Due Every Day

Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way. And don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines. read more

• Inspirational Motivational Never-give-up Let Head Hang Down Give Up Sit Grieve Find Another Way Pray Rains Sun Shines

Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears read more

• Motivational Meaning-of-life Count Age by Friends Years Life Smiles Tears

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The melancholy joys of evils pass'd, For he who much has suffer'd, much will know. read more

• for Much Suffer Joys Pass Melancholy Evils

And what he greatly thought, he nobly dared. read more

• Thought What Greatly Nobly Dared

If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing. read more

• Inspirational Motivational Hard Do Doing Something Worth

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Men grow tired of sleep, love, singing and dancing sooner than of war. read more

• Love Men Grow Sooner Sleep War Tired Dancing Singing

It's disgraceful how these humans blame the gods. They say their tribulations come from us, when they themselves, through their own foolishness, bring hardships which are not decreed by Fate. read more

• Say How They from by Which Us Own Come Humans Their Bring Themselves These Fate Blame Tribulations Foolishness Disgraceful Gods Hardships