One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.

He that waits on fortune is never sure of a dinner. read more

• Thought Waits Fortune Sure Dinner

There comes a time when you have to stop crossing oceans for people who won`t even jump a puddle for you. read more

• Thought Comes Time Stop Crossing Oceans for People Won Even Jump Puddle

The truth doesn"t always set you free; people prefer to believe prettier, neatly wrapped lies. read more

• Thought Truth Doesn Set Free People Prefer Believe Prettier Neatly Wrapped Lies

Fire and gunpowder do not sleep together. read more

• Thought Fire Gunpowder Do Sleep Together

The best thing about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours. Left, right, middle, wherever. read more

• Thought Best Thing About Single Sleeping Around Sleep Over Bed Yours Left Right Middle Wherever

It is better to suffer wrong than to do it, and happier to be sometimes cheated than not to trust. read more

• Thought Better Suffer Wrong Do Happier Sometimes Cheated Trust

The use of travelling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. read more

• Thought Use Travelling Regulate Imagination by Reality Instead Thinking How Things See Them They

We love to expect, and when expectation is either disappointed or gratified, we want to be again expecting. read more

• Thought Love Expect Expectation Either Disappointed Gratified Want Again Expecting

How guilt once harbour"d in the conscious breast, Intimidates the brave, degrades the great. read more

• Thought How Guilt Once Harbour Conscious Breast Intimidates Brave Degrades Great

Our brightest blazes of gladness are commonly kindled by unexpected sparks. read more

• Thought Our Brightest Blazes Gladness Commonly Kindled by Unexpected Sparks

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