Only girls with long hair will understand the nervous feeling when you"re near someone with scissors.

Unity to be real must stand the severest strain without breaking. read more

• Thought Unity Real Stand Severest Strain Without Breaking

Person who chases two rabbits catches neither. read more

• Thought Person Chases Two Rabbits Catches Neither

It is a statistical fact that the wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous do to enter heaven. read more

• Thought Statistical Fact Wicked Work Harder Reach Hell Righteous Do Enter Heaven

Racial superiority is a mere pigment of the imagination. read more

• Thought Racial Superiority Mere Pigment Imagination

One of the most horrible features of war is that all the war-propaganda, all the screaming and lies and hatred, comes invariably from people who are not fighting. read more

• Thought Most Horrible Features War Propaganda Screaming Lies Hatred Comes Invariably from People Fighting

Every good conversation starts with good listening. read more

• Thought Every Good Conversation Starts Listening

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A good marriage is like a casserole: only those responsible for it really know what goes in it. read more

• Thought Good Marriage Like Casserole Those Responsible for Really What Goes

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they"ll all think your on drugs. read more

• Thought Smile World Laugh They Think Drugs

I promise I won't reveal your age to anyone at the party, but we should probably light your cake outdoors in case the candles catch fire. read more

• Thought Promise Won Reveal Age Anyone Party Probably Light Cake Outdoors Case Candles Catch Fire

Now that you're 18, you need to be careful about the mischief you cause or else we can sue you! Happy Birthday! read more

• Thought Need Careful About Mischief Cause Sue Happy Birthday