People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.

No doubts, no expectations. just go with the flow and everything will work itself out. read more

• Thought Doubts Expectations Go Flow Everything Work Itself

It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the navy. read more

• Thought More Fun Pirate Join Navy

Don"t try to understand everything. Because sometimes it"s not meant to be understood, but to be accepted. read more

• Thought Try Understand Everything Sometimes Meant Understood Accepted

We know too much and feel too little. At least, we feel too little of those creative emotions from which a good life springs. read more

• Thought Too Much Feel Little Least Those Creative Emotions from Which Good Life Springs

The healthiest competition occurs when average people win by putting above average effort. read more

• Thought Healthiest Competition Occurs Average People Win by Putting Above Effort

Blondes are noticed but redheads are never forgotten. read more

• Thought Blondes Noticed Redheads Forgotten

A good dentist never gets on your nerves. read more

• Thought Good Dentist Gets Nerves

A balanced diet is having a cupcake in each hand. read more

• Thought Balanced Diet Having Cupcake Hand

The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart. read more

• Thought Zoo Pretty Safe Place Fart

A true relationship is having someone who accepts your past, supports your present, loves you and encourages your future! read more

• Thought True Relationship Having Someone Accepts Past Supports Present Loves Encourages Future