People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

Love life and life will love you back. Love people and they will love you back read more

• Thought Love Life People They

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When you make the sacrifice in marriage, you're sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship. read more

• Thought Sacrifice Marriage Sacrificing Unity Relationship

We have nothing to fear but missing our massage appointment time. read more

• Thought Nothing Fear Missing Our Massage Appointment Time

What we call our despair is often only the painful eagerness of unfed hope. read more

• Thought What Call Our Despair Often Painful Eagerness Unfed Hope

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. read more

• Thought God Made Rainy Days Gardeners Get Housework Done

My wife, like many women, actually LIKES wrapping things. If she gives you a gift that requires batteries, she wraps the batteries separately, which to me is very close to being a symptom of mental illness. read more

• Thought Wife Like Many Women Actually Likes Wrapping Things Gives Gift Requires Batteries Wraps Separately Which Very Close Symptom Mental Illness

The problem with winter sports is that follow me closely here they generally take place in winter. read more

• Thought Problem Winter Sports Follow Closely They Generally Take Place

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. read more

• Thought Although Golf Originally Restricted Wealthy Overweight Protestants Today Open Anybody Owns Hideous Clothing

Nobody cares if you can"t dance well. Just get up and dance. read more

• Thought Nobody Cares Dance Well Get Up

Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the holiday season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. read more

• Thought Once Again Find Ourselves Enmeshed Holiday Season Very Special Time Year Join Our Loved Ones Sharing Centuries Old Traditions Such Trying Parking Space Mall