Progress isn"t made by early risers. It"s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.

It is simple impertinence for any man, or any body of men, to begin, or to contemplate, reform of the whole world. read more

• Thought Simple Impertinence for Any Man Body Men Begin Contemplate Reform Whole World

Good people get cheated, just as good horses get ridden. read more

• Thought Good People Get Cheated Horses Ridden

Take a chance and try my fare! It will grow on you, I swear; Soon it will taste good to you! read more

• Thought Take Chance Try Fare Grow Swear Soon Taste Good

Nobody is forgotten, when it is convenient to remember him. read more

• Thought Nobody Forgotten Convenient Remember

Jazz is an open ended music designed for open minds. read more

• Thought Jazz Open Ended Music Designed for Minds

Delusions are often functional. A mother"s opinions about her children"s beauty, intelligence, goodness, et cetera ad nauseam, keep her from drowning them at birth. read more

• Thought Delusions Often Functional Mother Opinions About Children Beauty Intelligence Goodness Cetera Ad Nauseam Keep from Drowning Them Birth

They didn"t want it good, they wanted it Wednesday. read more

• Thought They Want Good Wanted Wednesday

Never insult anyone by accident. read more

• Thought Insult Anyone by Accident

One man's magic is another man's engineering. Supernatural is a null word. read more

• Thought Man Magic Another Engineering Supernatural Null Word

Unarmed hand to hand fighting does not change through the ages; only the name changes, and it has only one rule: do it first, do it fast, do it dirtiest. read more

• Thought Unarmed Hand Fighting Does Change Ages Name Changes Rule Do First Fast Dirtiest