Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.

Even when you have every right to be tired of everything, Never be tired of living. read more

• Thought Even Every Right Tired Everything Living

All we are is the result of what we have thought. read more

• Thought Result What Thought

When one side only of a story is heard and often repeated, the human mind becomes impressed with it insensibly. read more

• Thought Side Story Heard Often Repeated Human Mind Becomes Impressed Insensibly

We demand guaranteed rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty. read more

• Thought Demand Guaranteed Rigidly Defined Areas Doubt Uncertainty

Marching band, sacrificing all respect from your peers so that you get to wear funny hats. read more

• Thought Marching Band Sacrificing Respect from Peers Get Wear Funny Hats

I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford. read more

• Thought Believe Parents Encourage Our Children Become Educated They Get Good College Cannot Afford

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. read more

• Thought Auto Racing Boring Except Car Least Miles Per Hour Upside Down

Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough. read more

• Thought Snowboarding Activity Very Popular People Do Feel Regular Skiing Lethal Enough

The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby's grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida. read more

• Thought Best Baby Sitters Course Grandparents Feel Completely Comfortable Entrusting Them for Long Periods Which Most Flee Florida

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant"s life, she will choose to save the infant"s life without even considering if there is a man on base. read more

• Thought Woman Choose Between Catching Fly Ball Saving Infant Life Save Without Even Considering Man Base