Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as legislature.... So people who go to bed to sleep Must count French premiers or sheep, And people who ought to arise from bed Yawn and go back to sleep instead.

You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope. read more

• Thought Adorable Mademoiselle Study Feet Microscope Soul Telescope

Poisonous relationships can alter our perception. You can spend many years thinking you"re worthless... but you"re not worthless, you"re unappreciated. read more

• Thought Poisonous Relationships Alter Our Perception Spend Many Years Thinking Worthless Unappreciated

When you invite people to share in your miracle, you create future allies during rough weather. read more

• Thought Invite People Share Miracle Create Future Allies During Rough Weather

Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. read more

• Thought Kind Mother Law Pay for Board Some Good Hotel

How much you enjoy your life is more important than how much you have in life. read more

• Thought How Much Enjoy Life More Important

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Children aren"t happy with nothing to ignore, and that"s what parents were created for. read more

• Thought Children Aren Happy Nothing Ignore What Parents Created for

Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them. read more

• Thought Marriage Bond Between Person Remembers Anniversaries Another Forgets Them

Basketball, a game which won"t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo. read more

• Thought Basketball Game Which Won Fit for People They Set Basket Umbilicus High Return Giraffes Zoo

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. read more

• Thought Parents Invented Children Happy by Giving Them Something Ignore

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely read more

• Thought Young Once Stay Immature Indefinitely