Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. read more

• Thought Takes Great Deal Bravery Stand Up Our Enemies Much Friends

If a train doesn"t stop at your station, then it"s not your train. read more

• Thought Train Doesn Stop Station

Wit is educated insolence. read more

• Thought Wit Educated Insolence

If you think life is a smooth sea, you will soon be awakened from this sweet dream by the slap of a bitter wave! read more

• Thought Think Life Smooth Sea Soon Awakened from Sweet Dream by Slap Bitter Wave

The mind is willing, but the flesh is weak. read more

• Thought Mind Willing Flesh Weak

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. read more

• Thought Parents Invented Children Happy by Giving Them Something Ignore

Children aren"t happy with nothing to ignore, and that"s what parents were created for. read more

• Thought Children Aren Happy Nothing Ignore What Parents Created for

Children aren"t happy without something to ignore, and that"s what parents were created for. read more

• Thought Children Aren Happy Without Something Ignore What Parents Created for

Your hair may be brushed, but your mind"s untidy. You"ve had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You"re sunk from a riot of relaxation._ read more

• Thought Hair Brushed Mind Untidy Had About Seven Hours Sleep Since Friday Wonder Feel Lost Sensation Sunk from Riot Relaxation

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. read more

• Thought People Work Sitting Down Get Paid More Standing Up