The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

I can do things you cannot, you can do things I cannot; together we can do great things. read more

• Thought Do Things Cannot Together Great

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The biggest cause of trouble in the world today is that the stupid people are so sure about things and the intelligent folks are so full of doubts. read more

• Thought Biggest Cause Trouble World Today Stupid People Sure About Things Intelligent Folks Full Doubts

I believe the scripture says that being gay is a sin. read more

• Thought Believe Scripture Says Gay Sin

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before. read more

• Thought Deep Darkness Peering Long Stood Wondering Fearing Doubting Dreaming Dreams Mortal Dared Dream Before

Rain is good for vegetables, and for the animals who eat those vegetables, and for the animals who eat those animals. read more

• Thought Rain Good for Vegetables Animals Eat Those

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don"t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. read more

• Thought Christmas Time Everybody Wants Past Forgotten Present Remembered What Like About Office Parties Looking for Job Next Day

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. read more

• Thought Nice Children They Ones Choose Rest Home

Maybe it"s true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. read more

• Thought True Life Begins Fifty Everything Starts Wear Fall Spread

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight read more

• Thought Go Bed Mad Stay Up Fight

We spend the first 12 months of our children"s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next 12 months teaching them to sit down and shut up. read more

• Thought Spend First Months Our Children Lives Teaching Them Walk Talk Next Sit Down Shut Up