The thief, as will become apparent, was a special type of thief. This thief was an artist of theft. Other thieves merely stole everything that was not nailed down, but this thief stole the nails as well.

The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant, but that they know so much that isn"t so. read more

• Thought Trouble Our Liberal Friends They Ignorant Much

America is another name for opportunity. read more

• Thought America Another Name for Opportunity

With God in charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. read more

• Thought God Charge Believe Everything Work for Best End

What is tolerance?--it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other"s folly--that is the first law of nature. read more

• Thought What Tolerance Consequence Humanity Formed Frailty Error Let Us Pardon Reciprocally Folly First Law Nature

The autumn leaves blew over the moonlit pavement in such a way as to make the girl who was moving there seem fixed to a sliding walk, letting the motion of the wind and the leaves carry her forward. read more

• Thought Autumn Leaves Blew Over Moonlit Pavement Such Way Girl Moving Seem Fixed Sliding Walk Letting Motion Wind Carry Forward

The thief, as will become apparent, was a special type of thief. This thief was an artist of theft. Other thieves merely stole everything that was not nailed down, but this thief stole the nails as well. read more

• Thought Thief Become Apparent Special Type Artist Theft Thieves Merely Stole Everything Nailed Down Nails Well

Oh, a very useful philosophical animal, your average tortoise. Outrunning metaphorical arrows, beating hares in races... very handy. read more

• Thought Oh Very Useful Philosophical Animal Average Tortoise Outrunning Metaphorical Arrows Beating Hares Races Handy

Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces. read more

• Thought Taxation Sophisticated Way Demanding Money Menaces

Given enough coffee I could rule the world. read more

• Thought Given Enough Coffee Rule World

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. Of course, I could be wrong. read more

• Thought Fantasy Exercise Bicycle for Mind Might Take Anywhere Tones Up Muscles Course Wrong