We spend the first 12 months of our children"s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next 12 months teaching them to sit down and shut up.

A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times. read more

• Thought Person Given Integrity Results from Relentless Pursuit Honesty Times

Happy is the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying once and for all. read more

• Thought Happy Man Broken Chains Which Hurt Mind Given Up Worrying Once for

It is not enough to win a war; it is more important to organize the peace. read more

• Thought Enough Win War More Important Organize Peace

A teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before. read more

• Thought Teacher Makes Two Ideas Grow Grew Before

Cruelty has a human heart, And Jealousy a human face; Terror the human form divine, And Secrecy the human dress. read more

• Thought Cruelty Human Heart Jealousy Face Terror Form Divine Secrecy Dress

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. read more

• Thought Cooking Bad Kids Thought Thanksgiving Commemorate Pearl Harbor

Housework can"t kill you, but why take a chance? read more

• Thought Housework Kill Take Chance

I like to serve chocolate cake, because it doesn"t show the dirt. read more

• Thought Like Serve Chocolate Cake Doesn Show Dirt

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. read more

• Thought Most Children Threaten Times Run Away from Home Thing Keeps Some Parents

Maybe it"s true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. read more

• Thought True Life Begins Fifty Everything Starts Wear Fall Spread