What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.

This is a wonderful day, I have never seen this one before. read more

• Thought Wonderful Day Seen Before

Caring about what people think of you is useless. most people don't even know what they think of themselves. read more

• Motivational Thought Self-motivation Caring About What People Think Useless Most Even They Themselves

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All I do is keep on running in my own cozy, homemade void, my own nostalgic silence. And this is a pretty wonderful thing. No matter what anybody else says. read more

• Thought Do Keep Running Own Cozy Homemade Void Nostalgic Silence Pretty Wonderful Thing Matter What Anybody Says

No one can tell me what is a good cigar for me. I am the only judge. People who claim to know say that I smoke the worst cigars in the world. They bring their own cigars when they come to my house. read more

• Thought Tell What Good Cigar for Judge People Claim Say Smoke Worst Cigars World They Bring Their Own Come House

Remember: What dad really wants is a nap. Really. read more

• Thought Remember What Dad Really Wants Nap

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Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. read more

• Live Sometimes They Men Women Really Suit Next Door Wonder Perhaps Visit

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. read more

• What See Friend Before Chocolate Lifetime Result

Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get - only with what you are expecting to give - which is everything. read more

• What Love Do Everything Expecting Nothing Which Give Get

I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex. read more

• Women Supposed Inferior Realized Sex

Plain women know more about men than beautiful women do. read more

• About Do More Men Women Beautiful Plain