When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.'

Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is lil wrapping a present and not giving it. read more

• Thought Feeling Gratitude Expressing Lil Wrapping Present Giving

Happiness is something final and complete in itself, As being the aim and end of practical activities whatever... Happiness then we define as the active exercise of the mind In conformity with perfect goodness or virtue. read more

• Thought Happiness Something Final Complete Itself Aim End Practical Activities Whatever Define Active Exercise Mind Conformity Perfect Goodness Virtue

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There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing. read more

• Thought Greater Evidence Superior Intelligence Surprised Nothing

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. read more

• Thought Night Ate Real Nice Family Restaurant Every Table Had Argument

Don"t trust the person who has broken faith once. read more

• Thought Trust Person Broken Faith Once

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don"t let that fool you. He really is an idiot. read more

• Thought Look Like Idiot Talk Let Fool Really

Outside of a dog, a book is man"s best friend. Inside of a dog it"s too dark to read. read more

• Thought Dog Book Man Best Friend Inside Too Dark Read

She got her looks from her father. He"s a plastic surgeon. read more

• Thought Got Looks from Father Plastic Surgeon

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. read more

• Thought Time Flies Like Arrow Fruit Banana

She"s afraid that if she leaves, she"ll become the life of the party read more

• Thought Afraid Leaves Become Life Party