You can tell a lot about a fellow"s character by his way of eating jellybeans.

Fame is like a river, that beareth up things light and swollen, and drowns things weighty and solid. read more

• Thought Fame Like River Beareth Up Things Light Swollen Drowns Weighty Solid

To be a philosopher, just reverse everything you have ever been told and have a sense of humor doing it. read more

• Thought Philosopher Reverse Everything Been Told Sense Humor Doing

No excellent soul is exempt from a mixture of madness. read more

• Thought Excellent Soul Exempt from Mixture Madness

No matter how much suffering you went through, you never wanted to let go of those memories. read more

• Thought Matter How Much Suffering Went Wanted Let Go Those Memories

Rugby is a game for barbarians played by gentlemen. Football is a game for gentlemen played by barbarians. read more

• Thought Rugby Game for Barbarians Played by Gentlemen Football

We can"t help everyone, but everyone can help someone. read more

• Thought Help Everyone Someone

Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. read more

• Thought Politics Supposed Second Oldest Profession Come Realize Bears Very Close Resemblance First

We will remain steady. We will pursue every avenue in the search for peace and stability. read more

• Thought Remain Steady Pursue Every Avenue Search for Peace Stability

Every new day begins with possibilities. It"s up to us to fill it with the things that move us toward progress and peace. read more

• Thought Every New Day Begins Possibilities Up Us Fill Things Move Toward Progress Peace

Welfare"s purpose should be to eliminate, as far as possible, the need for its own existence. read more

• Thought Welfare Purpose Eliminate Far Possible Need for Its Own Existence