You're a great brother. You give us a heart attack worrying about your heart attack, which you didn't even have the decency to have.

Take the broken pieces of your life, bake a master cake out of it. Don"t stand still like a lake; keep flowing like a stream! read more

• Thought Take Broken Pieces Life Bake Master Cake Stand Still Like Lake Keep Flowing Stream

Never waste jealousy on a real man:_ it is the imaginary man that supplants us all in the long run. read more

• Thought Waste Jealousy Real Man Imaginary Supplants Us Long Run

Diligence which, as it avails in all things, is also of the utmost moment in pleading causes. Diligence is to be particularly cultivated by us; it is to be constantly exerted; it is capable of effecting almost everything. read more

• Thought Diligence Which Avails Things Also Utmost Moment Pleading Causes Particularly Cultivated by Us Constantly Exerted Capable Effecting Almost Everything

To be kind is more important than to be right. Many times, what people need is not a brilliant mind that speaks but a special heart that listens. read more

• Thought Kind More Important Right Many Times What People Need Brilliant Mind Speaks Special Heart Listens

Anyone who will gossip to you, will gossip about you. read more

• Thought Anyone Gossip About

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don"t let that fool you. He really is an idiot. read more

• Thought Look Like Idiot Talk Let Fool Really

Outside of a dog, a book is man"s best friend. Inside of a dog it"s too dark to read. read more

• Thought Dog Book Man Best Friend Inside Too Dark Read

There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of ones fellow man. read more

• Thought Sweeter Sound Crumbling Ones Fellow Man

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. read more

• Thought Dog Book Man Best Friend Inside Too Dark Read

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. read more

• Thought Woman Occasional Pleasure Cigar Smoke