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Johnny Carson [Talk Show Host,Comedian]


The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.
- Johnny Carson
The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
- Johnny Carson
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
Talent alone won’t make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: ’Are your ready?’
- Johnny Carson
Talent alone won’t make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: ’Are your ready?’
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
- Johnny Carson
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
- Johnny Carson
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
- Johnny Carson
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.
- Johnny Carson
Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
- Johnny Carson
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
- Johnny Carson
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
- Johnny Carson
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself; you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.
- Johnny Carson
Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself; you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.
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Johnny Carson

Talk Show Host,Comedian

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