Beauty pleases the eyes only; Sweetness of disposition charms the soul.

A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase. read more

• Thought Baby Angel Wings Decrease Legs Increase

Three horrible facts: 1. Today is not friday 2. Tomorrow is not Friday 3. Even the day after tomorrow is not Friday. read more

• Thought Three Horrible Facts Today Friday Tomorrow Even Day After

Surely happiness is reflective, like the light of heaven; and every countenance, bright with smiles, and glowing with innocent enjoyment, is a mirror transmitting to others the rays of a supreme and ever-shining benevolence. read more

• Thought Surely Happiness Reflective Like Light Heaven Every Countenance Bright Smiles Glowing Innocent Enjoyment Mirror Transmitting Others Rays Supreme Shining Benevolence

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. read more

• Thought Ethics Origin Art Recommending Others Sacrifices Required for Cooperation Oneself

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. read more

• Thought Beer Proof God Loves Us Wants Happy

I know of no great man except those who have rendered great services to the human race. read more

• Thought Great Man Except Those Rendered Services Human Race

Clever tyrants are never punished. read more

• Thought Clever Tyrants Punished

It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets. read more

• Thought Forbidden Kill Therefore Murderers Punished Unless They Large Numbers Sound Trumpets

All the citizens of a state cannot be equally powerful, but they may be equally free. read more

• Thought Citizens State Cannot Equally Powerful They Free

Madness is to think of too many things in succession too fast, or of one thing too exclusively. read more

• Thought Madness Think Too Many Things Succession Fast Thing Exclusively