12 of The Best Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Funny Quotes about Women/woman

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The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. Read full quote


Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30. Read full quote


If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears. Read full quote


One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she'll tell anything. Read full quote


Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas. Read full quote



A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. Read full quote


Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets. Read full quote


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A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. Read full quote


Marry a good woman, and be happy the rest of your life. Or, marry a bad, and become a good philosopher. Read full quote


I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot! Read full quote


Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. Read full quote


Women sleep on the right side of the bed because even while sleeping they have to be right! Read full quote


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