12 of The Best Funny Women Quotes and Sayings - Funny Quotes about Women/woman

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#1

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The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. Read full quote


#2

Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30. Read full quote


#3

If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears. Read full quote


#4

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she'll tell anything. Read full quote


#5

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas. Read full quote

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#6

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. Read full quote


#7

Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets. Read full quote


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A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. Read full quote


#9

Marry a good woman, and be happy the rest of your life. Or, marry a bad, and become a good philosopher. Read full quote


#10

I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot! Read full quote


#11

Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. Read full quote


#12

Women sleep on the right side of the bed because even while sleeping they have to be right! Read full quote

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