Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw.

Six feet of earth make all men equal. read more

• Thought Six Feet Earth Men Equal

When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity. read more

• Thought Man Wants Murder Tiger Calls Sport Ferocity

Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly and get on with improving your other innovations. read more

• Thought Sometimes Innovate Mistakes Best Admit Them Quickly Get Improving Innovations

Goals. There's no telling what you can do when you get inspired by them. There's no telling what you can do when you believe in them. And there's no telling what will happen when you act upon them. read more

• Thought Goals Telling What Do Get Inspired by Them Believe Happen Act Upon

The best present on Christmas is spending some good time with family realizing the importance of love sharing things that give you real joy Christmas is the time to enjoy so have fun with your family Merry Christmas and a Happy new year! read more

• Thought Best Present Christmas Spending Some Good Time Family Realizing Importance Love Sharing Things Give Real Joy Enjoy Fun Merry Happy New Year

People are often so busy living that they never stop to wonder why. read more

• Thought People Often Busy Living They Stop Wonder

Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self. read more

• Thought Coffee Way Stealing Time by Rights Belong Older Self

Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry read more

• Thought Some Humans Do Anything See Possible Put Large Switch Cave Somewhere Sign Saying End World Please Touch Paint Wouldn Even Time Dry

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded. read more

• Thought Beginning Nothing Which Exploded

It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It"s called living. read more

• Thought Often Said Before Die Life Passes Eyes Fact True Called Living