College is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students are there to drink

Donkeys live a long time. None of you has ever seen a dead donkey. read more

• Knowledge Experience Donkeys Live Long Time None Seen Dead Donkey

An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. read more

• Knowledge Investment Knowledge Pays Best Interest

Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world"s worst roommate. read more

• Thought Having Baby Like Suddenly Getting World Worst Roommate

Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding. Much of your pain is self-chosen. It is the bitter potion by which the physician within you heals your sick self. Therefore trust the physician, and drink his remedy in silence and tranquility. read more

• Thought Pain Breaking Shell Encloses Understanding Much Self Chosen Bitter Potion by Which Physician Within Heals Sick Therefore Trust Drink Remedy Silence Tranquility

The goal of education is the advancement of knowledge and the dissemination of truth. read more

• Knowledge Goal Education Advancement Knowledge Dissemination Truth

It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or die. read more

• Thought Easy Cry Realize Everyone Love Reject Die

All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring read more

• Thought God Does Watch Us Kill Get Boring

When you have insomnia, you"re never really asleep, and you"re never really awake. read more

• Thought Insomnia Really Asleep Awake

You can only hold a smile for so long, after that it"s just teeth. read more

• Thought Hold Smile for Long After Teeth

Someone bent on suicide won't have much sense of humor left. read more

• Thought Someone Bent Suicide Won Much Sense Humor Left