Don"t you hate it when people make a joke about you, about something that you are actually incredibly insecure about and they don"t realize it, but every laugh feels like a stab in your chest, because it hurts so much and brings up memories you"d rather forget, but you can"t say anything, because then people would know your weaknesses. They"d know how insecure you really are. So instead you just laugh it off, and hide the pain you feel inside.

A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic. read more

• Thought Fashion Nothing Induced Epidemic

Science has now determined there is a direct relationship between the way the ball bounces and the cookie crumbles. read more

• Thought Science Determined Direct Relationship Between Way Ball Bounces Cookie Crumbles

Damn the subjunctive. It brings all our writers to shame. read more

• Thought Damn Subjunctive Brings Our Writers Shame

A woman is like a tea bag – you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water. read more

• Thought Woman Like Tea Bag How Strong Gets Hot Water

When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty. read more

• Thought Stupid Man Doing Something Ashamed Declares Duty

It is easy to take liberty for granted, when you have never had it taken from you. read more

• Thought Easy Take Liberty for Granted Had Taken from

Only a fool hates that which he knows nothing about. read more

• Thought Fool Hates Which Knows Nothing About

If 40 is the new 30 and 50 is the new 40, why can"t Thursday be the new Friday? read more

• Thought New Thursday Friday

When you are on vacation you will always miss your comfy bed. No matter where you go. read more

• Thought Vacation Miss Comfy Bed Matter Go

TUESDAY Just another word for Monday. read more

• Thought Tuesday Another Word for Monday