Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. read more

• Thought Prayer Does Change God Changes Prays

No one ever told me that grief felt so much like fear. read more

• Thought Told Grief Felt Much Like Fear

You gotta know when to be lazy. Done correctly, it"s an art form that benefits everyone. read more

• Thought Gotta Lazy Done Correctly Art Form Benefits Everyone

The number of those who undergo the fatigue of judging for themselves is very small indeed read more

• Thought Number Those Undergo Fatigue Judging for Themselves Very Small Indeed

Anyone who conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence, he is just using his memory. read more

• Thought Anyone Conducts Argument by Appealing Authority Using Intelligence Memory

Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. read more

• Thought Socialism Philosophy Failure Creed Ignorance Gospel Envy Its Inherent Virtue Equal Sharing Misery

Victory is the beautiful, bright-colored flower. Transport is the stem without which it could never have blossomed. read more

• Thought Victory Beautiful Bright Colored Flower Transport Stem Without Which Blossomed

To improve is to change, to be perfect is to change often read more

• Motivational Self-improvement Self-motivation open-mind Improve Change Perfect Often

Smoking cigars is like falling in love; first you are attracted to its shape; you stay with it for its flavour; and you must always remember never, never let the flame go out. read more

• Thought Smoking Cigars Like Falling Love First Attracted Its Shape Stay for Flavour Remember Let Flame Go

In war, you can only be killed once, but in politics, many times. read more

• Thought War Killed Once Politics Many Times