I like Florida. Everything is in the 80"s. The temperatures, the ages and the IQ"s.

Men always want to be a woman's first love – women like to be a man's last romance. read more

• Thought Men Want Woman First Love Women Like Man Last Romance

Physics is an attempt conceptually to grasp reality as something that is considered to be independent of its being observed. In this sense one speaks of physical reality. read more

• Thought Physics Attempt Conceptually Grasp Reality Something Considered Independent Its Observed Sense Speaks Physical

If you don't believe in magic, then you can't believe in reality read more

• Thought Believe Magic Reality

I never teach my pupils, I only attempt to provide the conditions in which they can learn. read more

• Thought Teach Pupils Attempt Provide Conditions Which They Learn

For my heart was softened by my return, and such a change had come to pass, that I felt like on who was toiling home barefoot from distant travel, and whose wanderings had lasted many years. read more

• Thought for Heart Softened by Return Such Change Had Come Pass Felt Like Toiling Home Barefoot from Distant Travel Wanderings Lasted Many Years

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. read more

• Thought Formal Dinner Party Person Nearest Death Seated Closest Bathroom

I don't eat lobsters, shrimp, or crawfish because I don't eat anything that looks like I should step on. read more

• Thought Eat Lobsters Shrimp Crawfish Anything Looks Like Step

Most people with low self-esteem have earned it. read more

• Thought Most People Low Self Esteem Earned

A lot of the people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt. read more

• Thought Lot People Keep Gun Home for Safety Same Ones Refuse Wear Seat Belt

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Never get on an airplane if the pilot is wearing a hat that has more than three pastel colors. read more

• Thought Get Airplane Pilot Wearing Hat More Three Pastel Colors