Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.

The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there"s no risk of accident for someone who"s dead. read more

• Thought Fear Death Most Unjustified Fears for Risk Accident Someone Dead

If you want happiness for an hour, take a nap. If you want happiness for a day, go fishing. If you want happiness for a year, inherit a fortune. If you want happiness for a lifetime, help somebody. read more

• Thought Want Happiness for Hour Take Nap Day Go Fishing Year Inherit Fortune Lifetime Help Somebody

Sometimes, the people that love you the most turn out to be the people you will trust the least. read more

• Thought Sometimes People Love Most Turn Trust Least

All progress is initiated by challenging current conceptions, and executed by supplanting existing institutions. read more

• Thought Progress Initiated by Challenging Current Conceptions Executed Supplanting Existing Institutions

The voice of reason is more to be regarded than the bent of any present inclination; since inclination will at length come over to reason, though we can never force reason to comply with inclination. read more

• Thought Voice Reason More Regarded Bent Any Present Inclination Since Length Come Over Though Force Comply

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. read more

• Thought Young Once Immature

Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt around. read more

• Thought Violence Smut Course Everywhere Airwaves Cannot Turn Television Without Seeing Them Although Sometimes Hunt Around

You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you"re RIGHT! I NEVER would"ve thought of that!" read more

• Thought Say Any Fool Thing Dog Give Look Says God Right Thought

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. read more

• Thought Without Question Greatest Invention History Mankind Beer Oh Grant Wheel Also Fine Does Go Nearly Well Pizza

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. read more

• Thought Internet Most Important Single Development History Human Communication Since Invention Call Waiting