To promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to make a body want to go and do that very thing.

Well, I don't know as I want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire him to tell how to do what I want to do. read more

• What Do Want How Tell Well Cannot Hire Lawyer

If religion, instead of being the manifestation of a spiritual ideal, gives prominence to scriptures and external rites, then does it disturb the peace more than anything else. read more

• Thought Religion Instead Manifestation Spiritual Ideal Gives Prominence Scriptures External Rites Does Disturb Peace More Anything

Good intentions are invariably ungrammatical. read more

• Thought Good Intentions Invariably Ungrammatical

Whiskey, like a beautiful woman, demands appreciation. You gaze first, then it"s time to drink. read more

• Thought Whiskey Like Beautiful Woman Demands Appreciation Gaze First Time Drink

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Once you"ve had enough and you can"t do it anymore, you consider the possibility that there might be a better way. That"s when your head cracks open and God comes in. read more

• Thought Once Had Enough Do Anymore Consider Possibility Might Better Way Head Cracks Open God Comes

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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. read more

• Thought Remember Mad Mysteries Disappear Life Stands Explained

There is a great deal of human nature in people. read more

• Thought Great Deal Human Nature People

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. read more

• Thought Put Off Till Tomorrow What Do Day After

Wrinkles only show where smiles have been. read more

• Thought Wrinkles Show Smiles Been

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me. read more

• Thought Lovely Forget Birthdays Including Own Find Somebody Remembers