You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world...but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices.

If you spend too much time thinking about a thing, you"ll never get it done. read more

• Thought Spend Too Much Time Thinking About Thing Get Done

When one admits that nothing is certain one must, I think, also add that some things are more nearly certain than others. read more

• Thought Admits Nothing Certain Think Also Add Some Things More Nearly Others

In justifying cruelty to animals we put ourselves also on the animal level. We choose the jungle and must abide by our choice. read more

• Thought Justifying Cruelty Animals Put Ourselves Also Animal Level Choose Jungle Abide by Our Choice

I have found out that there ain"t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. read more

• Thought Found Ain Surer Way Find Whether Like People Hate Them Travel

If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands. read more

• Thought Looks Like Duck Quacks Least Consider Possibility Small Aquatic Bird Family Anatidae Our Hands

Saying 'I notice you're a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan. Why is that?' In fact, it seems to me that most contemporary insults are pretty lame. Even 'lame' is kind of lame. Saying 'You're lame' is like saying 'You walk with a limp.' Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent, and he's done all right for himself read more

• Thought Saying Notice Nerd Like Hey Rather Intelligent Stupid Thoughtful Vapid Believe Things Matter More Arrest Record Lindsay Lohan Fact Seems Most Contemporary Insults Pretty Lame Even Kind Walk Limp Yeah Whatever Does Cent Done Right for Himself

Books are the ultimate Dumpees: put them down and they’ll wait for you forever, pay attention to them and they always love you back. read more

• Thought Books Ultimate Dumpees Put Them Down They Wait for Forever Pay Attention Love

Missing her kept him awake more than the coffee. read more

• Thought Missing Awake More Coffee

If you act out of a paranoid fear of something happening, you will always make that thing happen. read more

• Thought Act Paranoid Fear Something Happening Thing Happen

As lives go, I"ll take the quietly desperate over the radically bipolar. read more

• Thought Lives Go Take Quietly Desperate Over Radically Bipolar