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- Jim RohnPeople can foresee the future only when it coincides with their own wishes, and the most grossly obvious facts can be ignored when they are unwelcome. read more
- George OrwellCertainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny – Did you ever try buying them without money? read more
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