Mothers-in-law do not make good house pets. Once I had the most wonderful dream i dreamed that mothers-in-law cost money and I couldn"t afford one.

No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. read more

• Thought Pain Palm Thorns Throne Gall Glory Cross Crown

Our purity of taste is best tested by its universality, for if we can only admire this thing or that, we maybe use that our cause for liking is of a finite and false nature. read more

• Thought Our Purity Taste Best Tested by Its Universality for Admire Thing Use Cause Liking Finite False Nature

Being spiritual has nothing to do with what you believe and everything to do with your state of consciousness. read more

• Thought Spiritual Nothing Do What Believe Everything State Consciousness

If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away. read more

• Thought Man Does Keep Pace Companions Perhaps Hears Different Drummer Let Step Music Which However Measured Far Away

Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.(Matthew 7:12) read more

• Thought Do Judge Too Judged for Same Way Others Measure Use Measured Matthew

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. read more

• Thought Most Children Threaten Times Run Away from Home Thing Keeps Some Parents

I"m at an age when my back goes out more than I do. read more

• Thought Age Goes More Do

Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. read more

• Thought Marry Man Own Age Beauty Fades Eyesight

I like to serve chocolate cake, because it doesn"t show the dirt. read more

• Thought Like Serve Chocolate Cake Doesn Show Dirt

I want my children to have all the things I couldn"t afford. Then I want to move in with them. read more

• Thought Want Children Things Couldn Afford Move Them