You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.

Whenever you are confronted with an opponent, conquer him with love. read more

• Inspirational Motivational Whenever Confronted Opponent Conquer Love

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Fish, to taste right, must swim three times - in water, in butter, and in wine. read more

• Thought Fish Taste Right Swim Three Times Water Butter Wine

What is the point of being alive if you don't at least try to do something remarkable? read more

• Inspirational Motivational What Point Alive Least Try Do Something Remarkable

I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge. That myth is more potent than history. That dreams are more powerful than facts. That hope always triumphs over experience. That laughter is the only cure for grief. And I believe that love is stronger than death read more

• Inspirational Believe Imagination Stronger Knowledge Myth More Potent History Dreams Powerful Facts Hope Triumphs Over Experience Laughter Cure for Grief Love Death

The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person who is doing it. read more

• Inspirational Knowledge Motivational Self-improvement Self-confidence open-mind Person Says Cannot Done Interrupt Doing

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day. read more

• Inspirational Motivational Day Child Fit Easy Hours Somehow Wife Eight Pregnant Troubled Managed Tv

If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing. read more

• Inspirational Motivational Hard Do Doing Something Worth

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A guest never forgets the host who has treated him kindly. read more

• Treated Forgets Kindly Host Guest

Goddess-nurse of the young, give ear to my prayer, and grant that this woman may reject the love-embraces of youth and dote on grey-haired old men whose powers are dulled, but whose hearts still desire. read more

• Inspirational Motivational Love Old Woman Men Give Still Hearts Desire Youth Young Grant Ear Nurse Prayer Reject Powers Grey Dulled Embraces

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First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women. read more

• Women Get First Power Sugar