You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. read more

• Thought Nothing Like Staying Home for Real Comfort

Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper read more

• Thought Family Love Messy Clinging Annoying Repetitive Pattern Like Bad Wallpaper

Employ your time in improving yourself by other men's writings, so that you shall gain easily what others have labored hard for read more

• Inspirational Motivational Employ Time Improving by Men Writings Gain Easily What Others Labored Hard for

One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and to be understood. read more

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When one door closes another door opens, but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us read more

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A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! read more

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I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another. read more

• Man Another Thing for Heart Speaks Hides Detest Depths

You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button. read more

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Everything is more beautiful because we’re doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again. read more

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Without a sign, his sword the brave man draws, and asks no omen, but his country's cause. read more

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