People can"t concentrate properly on blowing other people to pieces if their minds are poisoned by thoughts suitable to the twenty-fifth of December.

Depend upon it that if a man talks of his misfortunes there is something in them that is not disagreeable to him. read more

• Thought Depend Upon Man Talks Misfortunes Something Them Disagreeable

Think excitement, talk excitement, act out excitement, and you are bound to becomre an excited person. Life will take on a new zest, deeper interest and greater meaning. You can think, talk and at yourself into dullness or into monotony or into unhappiness. By the sme process you can build up inspiration, excitement and surging depth of joy. read more

• Thought Think Excitement Talk Act Bound Becomre Excited Person Life Take New Zest Deeper Interest Greater Meaning Dullness Monotony Unhappiness by Sme Process Build Up Inspiration Surging Depth Joy

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. read more

• Thought by Means Marry Get Good Wife Become Happy Bad Philosopher

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Know that all people are your brothers and sisters. read more

• Thought People Brothers Sisters

Books are the ultimate Dumpees: put them down and they’ll wait for you forever, pay attention to them and they always love you back. read more

• Thought Books Ultimate Dumpees Put Them Down They Wait for Forever Pay Attention Love

Children aren"t happy with nothing to ignore, and that"s what parents were created for. read more

• Thought Children Aren Happy Nothing Ignore What Parents Created for

Your hair may be brushed, but your mind"s untidy. You"ve had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You"re sunk from a riot of relaxation. read more

• Thought Hair Brushed Mind Untidy Had About Seven Hours Sleep Since Friday Wonder Feel Lost Sensation Sunk from Riot Relaxation

The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk. read more

• Thought Cow Bovine Ilk End Moo Milk

Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental. read more

• Thought Some Tortures Physical Mental Both Dental

All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart. read more

• Thought Husbands Alike They Different Faces Tell Them Apart