Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.

People like me great. People don"t like me great. As long as I like myself that all that matters. read more

• Thought People Like Great Long Myself Matters

Goals: There is no telling what you can do when you get inspired by them. There is no telling what you can do when you believe in them. There is no telling what will happen when you act upon them. read more

• Thought Goals Telling What Do Get Inspired by Them Believe Happen Act Upon

It is in human nature to relax, when not compelled by personal advantage or disadvantage. read more

• Thought Human Nature Relax Compelled by Personal Advantage Disadvantage

Can"t see the forest for the trees. read more

• Thought See Forest for Trees

We all have genius within us, never doubt that fact. read more

• Thought Genius Within Us Doubt Fact

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast read more

• Thought Clown Like Aspirin Works Twice Fast

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. read more

• Thought Man Does Control Own Fate Women Life Do for

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. read more

• Thought Find Television Very Educating Every Time Somebody Turns Set Go Room Read Book

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.' read more

• Thought Jail Good Friend Trying Bail Best Cell Next Saying Damn Fun

You're a great brother. You give us a heart attack worrying about your heart attack, which you didn't even have the decency to have. read more

• Thought Great Brother Give Us Heart Attack Worrying About Which Even Decency